I always wanted a pet raccoon. They just seem so cool, you know? They're perpetually wearing pimp suits and superhero style domino masks, all washing their food before they eat it and doing pseudo human stuff. Raccoons just seem like they know what's going on, you know? Like they've got the inside line on what's up.
This podcast is not going to be about raccoons. Probably. Hell, it could be. I sincerely doubt it, though, because I don't so much plan ahead with these things. The Late Late Shift is literally my stream of consciousness for a half hour. Sometimes mildly controversial, sometimes informative, sometimes simply conversational, the one thing I always try to make it is entertaining with maybe a piece of funny here and there. Do I succeed? Listen to it and find out, dig?
Chester. That's what my pet raccoon's name would be. Chester the Raccoon. Esquire.
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